I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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