My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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