I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
