We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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