that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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