It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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