I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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