And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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