So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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