Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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