just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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