It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
vagina is talking i cant
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I did not marry a roomba.
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