im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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