how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
