I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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