"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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