She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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