You're my little dorito
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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