so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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