He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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