Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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