Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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