dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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