dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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