I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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