no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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