You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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