ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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