thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
one two three fourrrrnication!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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