Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Terrible idea I love it
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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