Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
