I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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