I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Girls should come with a carfax report
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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