I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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