He is an equal opportunity slut.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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