Are we in a gay sports bar?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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