In the future we'll all be gay
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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