ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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