I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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