I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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