we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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