My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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