Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Damn victory sex feels great
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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