whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My hand turned me down
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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