She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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