Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We’re leaving where are you
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