Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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