a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm just crazy horny about you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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