normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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