When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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